this is the stupidity test

Simply put an "X" in all the situations that have happened to you!

1. [ ] I have walked into a glass/screen door.


2. [x] I have tripped on my shoelace and fallen.


3. [x] I have choked on my own spit and thought I was gonna die.


4. [ ] I've seen the Matrix a bunch of times and still don't get it.


5. [ ] I type only with my pointer fingers. (I used to!)


6. [X] I have "accidentally" caught something on fire.


7. [ ] I've told a cop to fuck off


8. [x] I have attempted to sip out of a straw but it accidentally went into my nose, rather than my mouth.


9. [x] I have thought of something funny, and laughed out loud and people looked at me weird.


10. [x] I've caught myself drooling

11. [ ] I've "accidentally" caused an explosion.


12. [ ] If someone says the word "duty", I can't help but laugh.


13. [ ] I've been into a "Do Not Enter" one way road plenty of times.


14. [x] Sometimes I just...stop thinking & zone out.


15. [ ] It is POSSIBLE to lick your elbow...

16. [x] I just tried to lick my elbow.


17. [x] People often shake their heads and walk away from me. (GO ME! )


18. [x] People often tell me to use my "inside voice"

19. [x] Gum has fallen out of my mouth while talking. (Lol, don't chew gum XD)


20. [X] I use my fingers to do simple math. (X3)


21. [x] I've jumped off a moving vehicle.

22. [ ] I've eaten a bug for $5 or less.


23. [X] I'm taking this test when I should be doing
something more important.


24. [ ] I repost chain letters because I'm scared of what they
threaten will happen if I don't. (I like to annoy people actually XD)


25. [x] I've removed my pants when I was with friends. (I HAD SHORTS ON UNDER!)


26. [ ]I've ran around naked when I was with friends (That's just wrong)

27. [x] I've searched all over the place for something, and then realized it was in my hand the whole time.


28. [ ] I "accidentally break" a lot of things.


29. [ ] My friends know not to use big words on me.


30. [x] I put my head to the side when I'm confused.


31. [X] Sometimes I start telling a story and suddenly forget what I'm talking about.


32. [x] I've fallen out of my chair before.


33. [ ] When I'm laying in bed, I sometimes stare at the ceiling and try to find pictures and words in the texture.


Tally up your number of x's. MULTIPLY THAT NUMBER BY 3 TO GET YOUR PERCENTAGE.
Repost this as "I am _% stupid"